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real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny




prozdvoices:

image

I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.




foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting




"yes there were lots of things you didn’t do, but you put up with me, loved me, protected me." (based off of this poem)




p1ants:

A compilation of French artist Hubert de Lartigue’s stunning hyperrealistic lip paintings, all acrylic on canvas.

The beauty of women and girls inspire me, I always do my best on each work. I try to be real. My style is the difference between the reality and my skills”




singinglexie:

The Blower’s Daughter- Scala & Kolacny Brothers


A.k.a the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard




She looks too pure to be pink.




killianjefferson:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Gag Reel

Cut the cheque!




videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

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